Why Am I So Single - Why Am I So SingleCifra para Ukulele
Misc Musicals
Tom:Gbm
Intro:
So tell me, what actually happened?
Gbm
So I match with this guy on Hinge, we start chatting and suddenly I'm like
D
Oh shit, I recognise that company name, that's where the Ex works
Bm
And just to confirm, this is the Ex?
Yeah, the Ex
A
So I'm like, ooh, do I really want to go for a drink with someone
who may in fact currently be sharing desk space with the one that got away?
D
And I'm like, yes of course
Yeah, that obviously
Bm
Yeah, cos like what could possibly go wrong?
Well?
Verso 1:
A So it's like any other day
So you're charming and you're Gbm great
Yes, I've had all my flaws but strapping
D Bm
Because it's going well, I'm thinking what the hell
I'll ask about my ex, what's the worst A thing that could happen?
No, don't tell me, aah!
Gbm
Yes, he's moving out to Paris with a girlfriend What?
Which shocked me
D
So naturally I cried, my date was terrified
Bm E
And said, hey let's be friends
Am
But now I'm pretty sure he's blocked me
Pré-Refrão
G Gm
What sucks though, is I know
C F
The Ex is out there practising Francais
Am G Dm
Meanwhile I'm sat here in your flat
F G
Back here with you listening to me say
C
Why am I so single?
Em
Why am I so alone, I'm so Am ready to mingle
F C
Why Am I so single?
Em
My bed's more bad in that backyard, Of Kris Kringle
F
I don't C get it
F
just forget it
G
And I think I'm a decent catch
E Am
But every time I find a match
C D
No matter what I do
F C Dm
I end up sitting here sinking, my troubles in a drink
G C
In your flat still thinking, why am I so single?
Verso 2:
Am
Ok, let's stop this moping and go out on the town
F
No, I'm too sad and alone
Come on, we'll pit it red baby, redder than your puffy eyes
Great, thanks for that
Db Bbm
Ooh, I know, let's go away together again
On another writing retreat?
Gb
Bashed out the musical we've got to do
Bbm
Oh, I'd love to, but I've got a very busy schedule of weeping to keep up with you unfortunately
Ebm
Oh my god, come on, no no no no, shut up, it'll be so fun
Remember last time
Ab Dm
We got that little countryside Airbnb
I'd make you breakfast at the AGA Oh yeah
Gb
And on the night the rain poured, I sat with you and endured
Db
All five feature films in the Twilight Saga
Jacob showed his torso, more and more and more
So I quietly opened Grindr
Gb Eb
But the app was in abyssal, while you stayed to watch them kiss
I went to bed and had me own happy ending
Ab
Wait, what?
Dbm Abm B Bm
Actually, wow, hearing that now
E Dbm
Makes it sound like I'm some rejectee
But no, that's me
Abm
Yeah, cause, for that to be true
Gbm A B
I would need to have had an actual boyfriend too, dump me
E
Why am I so single?
Abm
Why am I so alone?
Why am I so alone?
Dbm
I'm so ready to mingle Listen, man
A E
I don't get it, why am I so single?
Why am I so alone?
Abm Dbm
They say go get him, tiger, but I'm no Bengal
A
Like the Jungle Cat
Thanks, we get it
Shall we do it?
Sure
Abm F
I know I'm a fucking ten, but when Im At The
Dbm
Dating man
Gb
No matter what I do
Gb A E Gbm
I end up sitting here sinking me troubles in a drink
E
In me flat still thinking, why am I so single?
So we poured ourselves another glass Chatted more
But don't worry, we didn't lose our composure at all
Gb
You're so nice
Abm
You're so nice
Db Gb F
Both of us are just so very nice and handsome
_ Ab _ Gm
We are well read
Fm
Good at giving advice
Eb Ab
We're sensually wealthy and advertly wealthy
Fm Bb
So what the fucking hell is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
Why am I
Ab
Why am I so single?
Am Dm
I'm trying hard to score but I'm stuck in goal
_ Bb
I don't get
Abm
Why am I so single? _
Am Dm
The only thing I'm eating out is this tube of pringles
C
He doesn't get it
Abm
Why am I so single?
Am Dm
I
_ Bb
never get it
Ab
Why am I so single?
A
It's like the singing
Dm
You're the only thing you can share with me
But I'm not bilingual I'm bilingual
C
I don't get it
Eb
Why am I so single?
C
F
Yeah, maybe this is why actually
Yeah, probably yeah
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