Intro: So tell me, what actually happened? Gbm So I match with this guy on Hinge, we start chatting and suddenly I'm like D Oh shit, I recognise that company name, that's where the Ex works Bm And just to confirm, this is the Ex? Yeah, the Ex A So I'm like, ooh, do I really want to go for a drink with someone who may in fact currently be sharing desk space with the one that got away? D And I'm like, yes of course Yeah, that obviously Bm Yeah, cos like what could possibly go wrong? Well?Verso 1:
A So it's like any other day So you're charming and you're Gbm great Yes, I've had all my flaws but strapping D Bm Because it's going well, I'm thinking what the hell I'll ask about my ex, what's the worst A thing that could happen? No, don't tell me, aah! Gbm Yes, he's moving out to Paris with a girlfriend What? Which shocked me D So naturally I cried, my date was terrified Bm E And said, hey let's be friends Am But now I'm pretty sure he's blocked mePré-Refrão
G Gm What sucks though, is I know C F The Ex is out there practising Francais Am G Dm Meanwhile I'm sat here in your flat F G Back here with you listening to me sayC Why am I so single? Em Why am I so alone, I'm so Am ready to mingle F C Why Am I so single? Em My bed's more bad in that backyard, Of Kris Kringle F I don't C get it F just forget it G And I think I'm a decent catch E Am But every time I find a match C D No matter what I do F C Dm I end up sitting here sinking, my troubles in a drink G C In your flat still thinking, why am I so single?Remember last time Ab Dm We got that little countryside Airbnb I'd make you breakfast at the AGA Oh yeah Gb And on the night the rain poured, I sat with you and endured Db All five feature films in the Twilight Saga Jacob showed his torso, more and more and more So I quietly opened Grindr Gb Eb But the app was in abyssal, while you stayed to watch them kiss I went to bed and had me own happy ending Ab Wait, what? Dbm Abm B Bm Actually, wow, hearing that now E Dbm Makes it sound like I'm some rejectee But no, that's me Abm Yeah, cause, for that to be true Gbm A B I would need to have had an actual boyfriend too, dump meVerso 2:
Am Ok, let's stop this moping and go out on the town F No, I'm too sad and alone Come on, we'll pit it red baby, redder than your puffy eyes Great, thanks for that Db Bbm Ooh, I know, let's go away together again On another writing retreat? Gb Bashed out the musical we've got to do Bbm Oh, I'd love to, but I've got a very busy schedule of weeping to keep up with you unfortunately Ebm Oh my god, come on, no no no no, shut up, it'll be so funE Why am I so single? Abm Why am I so alone? Why am I so alone? Dbm I'm so ready to mingle Listen, man A E I don't get it, why am I so single? Why am I so alone? Abm Dbm They say go get him, tiger, but I'm no Bengal A Like the Jungle Cat Thanks, we get it Shall we do it?Sure Abm F I know I'm a fucking ten, but when Im At The Dbm Dating man Gb No matter what I do Gb A E Gbm I end up sitting here sinking me troubles in a drink E In me flat still thinking, why am I so single? So we poured ourselves another glass Chatted more But don't worry, we didn't lose our composure at all Gb You're so nice Abm You're so nice Db Gb F Both of us are just so very nice and handsome _ Ab _ Gm We are well read Fm Good at giving advice Eb Ab We're sensually wealthy and advertly wealthy Fm Bb So what the fucking hell is going on? What the fuck is going on? Why am I Ab Why am I so single? Am Dm I'm trying hard to score but I'm stuck in goal _ Bb I don't get Abm Why am I so single? _ Am Dm The only thing I'm eating out is this tube of pringles C He doesn't get it Abm Why am I so single? Am Dm I _ Bb never get it Ab Why am I so single? A It's like the singing Dm You're the only thing you can share with me But I'm not bilingual I'm bilingual C I don't get it Eb Why am I so single? C F Yeah, maybe this is why actually Yeah, probably yeah