Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that?s out of date
Use your private part as piranha bait
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
C G Am
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
CHORUS
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer?s bran new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
CHORUS
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what this red button will
do
CHORUS
F G C Am F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
C Am F G C Am
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
F G C Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
F G C Am
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
F G C Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G C F
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
CHORUS
