(Intro and verses)
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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that?s out of date
Use your private part as piranha bait
CGAm
Dumb ways to die
FGC
So many dumb ways to die
CGAm
Dumb ways to die
FGC
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
CHORUS
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer?s bran new ride
Take your helmet off in out of space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
CHORUS
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what this red button will
do
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Dress up like a moose during hunting season
CAmFGCAm
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
FGCAm
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
FGCAm
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
FGCAm
Run across the tracks between the platforms
FGCF
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
CHORUS