(Intro)
DDGDDA
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(Verse 1)
DG
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county.
AD
And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world.
GADG
But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man.
DAD
Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl.
Bmin A
Now I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me.
Bmin A
Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake.
GAD Bmin
But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around.
GAD
Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take.
(Chorus)
GAD
Cause I can drink any woman pretty.
GAD
Just give me a bottle and a little time.
GAD Bmin
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
GADGAD
but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine.
(Verse 2)
DG
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her.
AD
She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose.
GAD Bmin
And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth,
GAD
and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes.
Bmin A
But Johnny Walker spiced up her wardrobe.
Bmin A
Yeah, and bourbon straightened out that busted nose.
GAD Bmin
Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work.
GADGD
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no.
(Chorus)
GAD Bmin
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
GAD
but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine.
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After listening to the recording more closely, I think this should be played capoed at the 2nd fret. Making the capoed chords :
D = CG = F
A = G
Bmin = Amin
It should be easy to transpose the intro to the capoed position. To me it sounds more accurate capoed.