The intro and verse 1 & 2 strumming thing:
Verse 1 (strumming thingie)
I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naïve
I'm just out to find
The better part of me
C
I'm more than a bird
G
I'm more than a plane
Am F
I'm a Birdplane
C G
I'm a Birdplane
Am F
I'm a Birdplane
C G
Part of me is a bird
Am F
The other part is a plane
C G
See my feathers, Hear my engines
Am F
My beak and my hydraulic suspensions
C G
Birdplane
Am F
I'm a Birdplane
C G
I'm a Birdplane
Am F
Check me out I'm a Birdplane
Bird whistle solo
(continue with the chords until verse 2 begins then start strumming)
Verse 2
I wish that I could cry
And fall upon my beak
Find a way to lie
And pretend I'm not a freak
Chorus
(same chords as before)
It may sound insane
It might be absurd
But I'm a plane
And I'm also a bird
You may be confused
Now don't be naïve
Cause I can eat diesel flavoured birdspeed
Cause I'm a Birdplane
I'm a Birdplane
I'm a Birdplane
A motherfucking Birdplane
And it's not easy to be a Birdplane