G C9 A matchbox of our own D G A fence of real chain link Em Am7 A grill out on the patio A7 D Disposal in the sink G9 G6 A washer and a dryer and Em A7 An ironing machine G In a tract house that we share D G Somewhere that's green ( G C9 D ) ( G C9 A7 ) G C9 He rakes and trims the grass D G He loves to mow and weed Em Am7 I cook like Betty Crocker A7 D And I look like Donna Reed G9 G6 There's plastic on the furniture Em A7 To keep it neat and clean G D In the Pine-Sol scented air G Somewhere that's green C9 D Between our frozen dinner Em G And our bed-time: nine-fifteen C9 Em We snuggle watching Lucy G C9 On our big, enormous A7 D7 D Twelve-inch screen G C9 I'm his December Bride D G He's father, he knows best Em Am7 Our kids watch Howdy Doody A7 D As the sun sets in the west G9 G6 A picture out of Better Homes Em A7 And Gardens Magazine G A7 Far from Skid Row C9 D I dream we'll go G Somewhere that's... green