D5Cadd9E5A-Asus4-A-Asus4 x2
(continue A-Asus4-A-Asus4 throughout song)
verse 1D5Cadd9E5AD5Cadd9E5A
The weightlifter and a library tech you know
D5Cadd9E5AD5Cadd9E5A
Made a big decision in the magazine row
D5Cadd9E5AD5Cadd9E5A
I'll open my catalogue just enough to let you in
D5 (N.C.) D5Cadd9E5A
And she'll drop beers like you drop vitamins
ChorusF5D5
Did you ever never wanna let somebody down?
F5E5A
Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown now she's around
verse 2D5Cadd9E5AD5Cadd9E5A
The protein pills and the g-strings you left in her flat
D5Cadd9E5AD5Cadd9E5A
Are just enough to get your dewey decimal back
D5Cadd9E5AD5Cadd9E5A
Lift her to work, before your daily workout begins
D5 (N.C.) D5Cadd9E5A
And she'll stack up like you stack vitamins
Chorus
outro
D5Cadd9E5D#5 x8
Dmaj7
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Requested by Bob Mileo