Crazy Eddy's Last HurrahCifra

Ok.. basically Pattern 1, the verse, just bounces between G and Cadd9(a lot of 
Reckless Kelly songs use this pattern) 
 
Pattern 2, the chorus, is just a fast progression of Em C G C G D G 
 
Also, if you want to be really lazy, you can just leave your ring and pinkie fingers 
where they are for the whole song, but the chorus doesn't sound quite right to me. 
  
(Pattern 1) 
 	 G    Cadd9  	      G 
Well it sure didn't take too long 
 	 G     Cadd9 	        G 
I woke up one mornin', she was gone 
 
 
(Pattern 2) 
 	 Em 	       C 	            G         C 
And the note that she wrote didn't say 'Dear John' 
 	  G 	    D 	        G 
It said, 'Goodbye, sucker, I'm gone!' 
 
(P 1) 
She was a home-grown mountain girl 
Raised in a different world 
(P 2) 
I was a wanna-be rocker, she was more into Merle 
And I couldn't see it just wouldn't work 
 
(P 2) 
And now I'm double fisting longnecks 
and grapefruit and Stoli 
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie 
 
(P 1) 
Well I pulled myself in my car 
I drove it on down to the bar 
(P 2) 
But they wouldn't let me in, 'cause I ain't a movie star 
So I went to the Horseshoe on Lamar 
 
(P 1) 
The bouncer threw me out at two 
And I didn't know what to do 
(P 2) 
So I picked up the phone and I called guess who 
But the call block wouldn't let me through 
 
(P 2) 
And now I'm wishin' for some drugs  
Or a shrink to console me 
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie 
 
(P 1) 
Well I gathered up all of my guns 
And a pipe bomb just for fun 
(P 2) 
And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn 
She's right, I always was a crazy one 
 
(P 1) 
Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me 
He said, Calm down, would you like a drink? 
(P 2) 
And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees 
And I polished off my little sweet pea 
 
(P 2) 
And now I'm cryin' on my knees, feelin' dirty and unholy 
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie 
(P 2)  
Now I'll prob'ly get life and serve at least forty 
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie 
 
(He usually sings the last two lines accopello in concert.)