Intro Em *Pig snorts* | Em | % | C | % | | Em | % | C | % |Verso 1:
Em Big man, pig man C G Em Haha, charade you are D Em Wooh! D Em Bm D You well-heeled big wheel C Em G Em Haha, charade you are D C G And when your hand is on your heart A C A You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker With your head down in the pig bin G Sayin', 'Keep on digging' C Pig stain on your fat chin What do you hope to find Down in the pig mine?C You're nearly a laugh Em C You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry| Em | % | D | % | | Em | % | D | % | | Em | % | D | % | | Em | % | D | % |Verso 2:
Em Bus stop rat bag C G Haha, charade you are Em You fucked up old hag C G Em Haha, charade you are C G You radiate cold shafts of broken glass A C A You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin You like the feel of steel. You're hot stuff with a hatpin C And good fun with a handgunC You're nearly a laugh Em C You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cryInstrumental: | Em | % | D | % | x8 | C | Bb | C | Bb | x8 | Em | % | C | % | x8Verso 3:
Em Hey you, Whitehouse C G Haha, charade you are Em You house proud town mouse C G Em Haha, charade you are C G You're tryin' to keep our feelings off the street A You're nearly a real treat. All tight lips and cold feet And do you feel abused? You! Gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the insideC Mary, you're nearly a treat Em C Mary, you're nearly a treat, but you're really a cry| Em | % | D | % | | Em | % | D | % | | Em | % | D | % | | Em | % | D | % | Outro | Em | % | D | % | C | % | D | % |