AA7
he's a miniature philosopher
DmA7Dm
he stands five foot three
A7CA7
but no one takes him seriously
Cm
he's in love with Gertrude Lullaby
Cm/BG
but she doesn't care for him
E7
he's like a house boy to Miss Lullaby
CmD
and their future looks very dim
AA7
he's a miniature philosopher
DmA7Dm
he takes notes on all he reads
A7CA7
but that doesn't satisfy his needs
Cm
he's a desk clerk at the bank and trust
Cm/BG
there's so many contracts and paperwork to do
E7
he gets so busy at the bank and trust
CmD
there is no time for Nietzsche or Camus
AA7
he's a miniature philosopher
DmA7Dm
he writes essays on Voltaire
A7CA7
but if he died no one would care
GC#
he doesn't know why his life turned out this way
D#mAdimG#dimF#B
no one ever reads his dissertations or allegoric plays
Dm (guitar part) F#mEmBm
so he comforts himself while searching for a rhyme
BmG
that the public rarely recognizes genius in their time
CD
poor little guy
AA72
he's a miniature philosopher
DmA7Dm
though he hasn't got a friend
A7CA7
he's sure he'll be famous in the end