A E Would you like a bowler? Would you like a fez? D C# A date night cap that can remember everything she says D A visor that can sniff out trouble C# E D A E Boil tea and blow a bubble, I have a hat for thatVerso 1:
A E Would you prefer a top hat that can shoot out flames? D C# A sombrero with periscope could help you with your aim D A French beret that really slays C# E D A It comes in blues and blacks and grays, I have a hat for thatVerso 2:
D A A boater with a narrow brim. that sprays out gases (very grim) D A A beanie with a map for the explorer D A A driving cap for getaways, that navigates the motorways B E But you look like a fan of the fedoraPonte:
A E Whatever kind of headgear you've been dreaming of, D C# I have the latest this and that and all of the above D A topper that is prim and proper C# E D A For my number one crimestopper, I have a hat for that! Outro E Yes, I D Have a hat Dm A For that Oh, but I don't do shoes, that's two doors down.Verso 3: