Intro: FAmGC
Verse 1
FAmGC
I wish you smelled a little funny
FAmGC
Not just funny really bad
FAmGC
We could roam the streets forever
FAmGC
Just like cats but we'd never stray
Verse 2
FAmGC
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
FAmGC
I could raise you in the tub at home
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We could take a swim together
FAmGC
On weekly daytrips to the bay
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Ooooooh, you and me
FAmGC
It would be only you and me
You and me
Verse 3
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay
Verse 4
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
And sing for you if it would be okay
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Oh Oh, you and me
FAmGC
It'll be only you and me
FAmGC
Ooooh, you and me
FAmGC
It'll be only you and me
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Bridge
EmAm
People say
FG
There are plenty of fish
EmAm
In the sea
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Baby, all I do I wish
No chords
I wish, I wish I..
Verse 5
FAmGC
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
I could put you on a socket
And you could never run away
Verse 6
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
It'll be only you and me