Verse
AmF
there's a place where everyone can be happy
CG
it's the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin' world
AmF
it's made of candy canes and planes and bright, red choo choo trains
CG
and the meanest little boys the most innocent little girls
AmF
and you know, I wish that I could go there
CG
it's a road that I have not found
AmF
and I wish you the best of luck, dear,
CG
drop a card or letter to my side of town
FE
'cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
FEG
but baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send
AmGDAm
and you
FG
painted my entire world
AmGDAm
but I
FG
don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
N.C. Intro riff
and I won't forget it
Verse
AmF
there's a place where everyone can be right
CG
even though you remain determined to be opposed
AmF
admittance requires no qualifications
CG
it's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
AmF
so please try not to be impatient
CG
for we all hate standing in line
AmF
and when the farm is good and bought you'll be there without a thought
CG
and eternity my friend, is a long fuckin' time
FE
'cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
FEG
but baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send
AmGDAm
and you
FG
painted my entire world
AmGDAm
but I
FG
don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
N.C. Intro riff
and I won't forget it