Everybody Loves A NutCifra

Intro G D (2x) 

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Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo 
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Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut 


verse 1 
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There was a hermit named Fred who kept the dead horse in his cave 
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And everyone said to Fred 
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Fred how come you keep a dead horse in your cave and he said well 
 
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Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo 
  G              C N.C.  G         D       G 
Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut 


verse 2 
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A Columbia man named Frank had a tiger named Hank 
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He tried to put Hank in his tank guess what happened to Frank 
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When they picked up the teets there and eyeballs 
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And erected a tombstone that read 
 
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Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo 
  G              C N.C.  G         D       G 
Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut 


Verse 
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Another Columbia fellow told queen Isabella 
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I don't think the world is flat and now what do you think about that 
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And she said you don't and he said no ma'm 
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And she said he'd get out of my queendom and he said yes ma'm 

G                  D                            G 
Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo 
  G              C N.C.  G         D       G 
Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut