Have One On MeCifra

G7M                         A 
From the courtyard, I floated in 
     Bm 
And watched it go down 
A F#m 
Heard the cup drop 

Thought, 'Well 
                F#m 
That's why they keep them around.' 
     C#m7                  B 
The blackguard sat hard, down 
        A 
With no head on him now 
    D7M 
And I felt so bad 
        G7M 
Cause I didn't know how 
    F#/D    Em 
To feel bad enough 
              D ( D7M  D7  D5+(7) ) 
To make him proud 

G7M 
By the time you read this 
             Bm 
I will be so far away 
A F#m 
Daddy longlegs, how in the world 
           F#m 
Am I to be expected to stay? 
C#m7 
In the night— 
           B         A 
In the night, you may hear me call 
D7M 
Pa, stay your hand 
G7M 
And steel your resolve 
F#/D           Em 
Stay where you are 
            D 
So long and tall 

( D7  D5+(7) ) 

D               C 
Here's Lola--ta da!--to do 
     Bb           F 
Her famous Spider Dance for you! 
G               A 
Lighten up your pockets! 
F                    Eb 
Shake her skirts and scatter, there 
  Bb                    Gm 
A shrieking, six-legged millionaire 
       C 
With a blight in his sockets 

D 
Miss Montez 
    C             Bb 
The Countess of Lansfeld 
F               G       A 
Appealed to the King of Bavaria 
         F 
Saying, 'Pretty papa 
        Eb 
If you are my friend 
       Bb                       Gm 
Mister daddy longlegs, they are at 

It again! 
       C 
Can I see ya?' 

D             C 
Poor Lola! A tarantula mounting 
Bb 
Countess Lansfeld's 

F             G 
Handsome brassiere 
                A 
While they all cheer 
         F                 Eb 
And the old king fell from grace 
             Bb 
While Lola fled 
        Gm           C 
To save face and her career 

Am           Em    B7      C 
You caught a fly, floating by 
D               F 
Wait for him to drown in the dust 
E7                               C 
Drown in the dust of other flies 
Am                     Em 
Whereby the machine is run 
B7              C 
And the deed is done 
D              F 
Heaven has no word 
            E7 
For the way you and your friends 
     C                  D 
Have treated poor Louis 
C         Bb        F          D  A 
May god save your poor soul, Lo-la! 

( D  A ) 

      G      F     Eb        Bb 
(But there is nothing I adore 
Cm              G       F 
Apart from that whore's black 
C 
Heart.) 

      D                      C 
Well, doesn't that just beat all! 

Miss Gilbert 
Bb              F 
Called to Castlemaine 
              G 
By the silver dollar and the gold 
 A 
Glitter! 
      F 
Well, I've seen lots 
    Eb          Bb 
But never, in a million years 
       Gm               C 
Would think to see you, here 
            D 
Though the long road 
           C 
Begins and ends with you 
          Bb            F 
I cannot seem to make amends 
    G      A 
With you, Louis 
     F 
When we go out 
        Eb           Bb      Gm 
They're bound to see you with me 

   D                     C 
At night, I walk in the park 

With a whip 
             Bb 
Between the lines 
                  F 
Of the whispering Jesuits 
        G             A 
Who are poisoning you against me 
          F 
There's a big black spider 
         Eb 
Hanging over my door 
         Bb           Gm 
Can't go anywhere, anymore 
          C 
Tell me, are you with me? 

   D                     C 
I called to you, several times 
          Bb 
While the change took place 
     F                 G 
And then arrived, all night 
      A 
And I died 
    F 
But all these songs 
     Eb                  Bb 
When you and I are long gone 
           Gm 
Will carry on 
            C 
Mud in your eye 

Am           Em 
You asked my hand 
B7       C 
Hired a band 
 D                      F 
'In your heart is all that you need 
E                C 
Ask and you will receive,' it is 
Said 
  B/C         Am 
I threw my bouquet 
                  Em 
And I knocked 'em dead 
          B7               C 
Bottle of white, bottle of red 
D              F 
Helpless as a child 
              E 
When you held me in your arms 
        C 
And I knew that no other 
               B/C        Am 
Could ever love me as you loved 
               Em 
Love me as you loved 
    B7           C 
But help me! I'm leaving! 
D            F 
I remember everything 
E                        C 
Down to the sound of you shaving-- 

The scrape of your razor 
    B/C   Am 
The dully-abrading black hair 
      Em 
That remained 
        B7           C 
When you clutched at me 
 D                 F 
That night I came upstairs 

Half-dead 
E 
And, in your kindness 
        C 
You put me straightaway 

In the cupboard 
       B/C       Am 
With a bottle of champagne 
                      Em 
And then, later, on a train 

       B7               C 
It was dark out, I was half-dead 
D                          F 
I saw a star fall into the sky 
       E 
Like a chunk of thrown coal 
      C 
As if god himself spat 
                B/C 
Like a cornered rat 
      Am                         Em 
I really want you to do this for me 
         B7            C 
Will you have one on me? 
D                  F 
It was dark; I was drunk and 

Half-dead 
E 
And we slept, knocking heads 
        C 
Sitting up in the star-smoking air 
          B/C         Am 
Knocking heads like buoys 
                   Em 
Don't you worry for me! 
          B7          C 
Will you have one on me! 
D                                    F 
Meanwhile, I will raise my own glass 
E 
To how you made me fast 
     C 
And expendable 
                         B/C 
And I will drink to your excellent 
 Am 
Health 
          Em 
And your cruelty 
          B7         C 
Will you have one on me? 
 D              F 
--Helpless as a child, 
              E 
When you held me in your arms 
       C 
And I knew that no other 
                 B  D  A  B 
Could ever love me-- 

Oooh oooh ooh part 

( B  D  A  B ) 

G7M                           A 
From the courtyard, I floated in 
     Bm 
And watched it go down 
A F#m 
Heard the cup drop 

Thought, 'Well 
                F#m 
That's why they keep them around.' 
     C#m7                  B 
The blackguard sat hard, down 
        A 
With no head on him now 
    D7M 
And I felt so bad 
        G7M 
Cause I didn't know how 
    F#/D    Em 
To feel bad enough 
             D 
To make him proud 

      D7                  D 
Well daddy longlegs, are you? 
D7                  D 
Daddy longlegs, are you? 
D7                      G7M 
Daddy longlegs, are you proud? 

( F#/D  Em )