*Second Guitar
Intro:B5B5B5(X)B5(X)B5(X)B5(X) x4
RIFF1 x2 RIFF1a x2 RIFF2 RIFF3
Verse
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I was riding on a concrete slab,
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down a river of useless flab
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it was such a murderful day
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I heard a witch-doctor say,
ChorusBF#BCGCDC#
'I'll turn you into a toadstool'
E5 ( RIFF3 )
Now I'm looking for the joke with a microscope
Verse
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my muscle's twitching on your words
E5 ( RIFF3 )
if you're on the streets you lose your nerves
A5 ( RIFF4 )
divinity throws you a curve
E5 ( RIFF3 )
sticks you and then you go berserk
ChorusBF#BCGCDC#
as life goes by you in a blur
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Leaves you murmuring a dirty word
D5D5D5D5D5D5D5D5D5E5E5 x4
F5E5F5E5F5E5E5 x2 - Riff 3
Verse
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page out of a comic book
E5 ( RIFF3 )
a chicken hanging on a hook
A5 ( RIFF4 )
a river and a babbling brook
E5 ( RIFF3 )
a sermon and a teenage hook
ChorusBF#BCGCDC#
shaking my hand at your fake face
E5 ( RIFF3 )
a suicide a certain look
Verse
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a microphone a blues guitar
E5 ( RIFF3 )
people feeling near and far
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stupidity a mental scar
E5 ( RIFF3 )
put cruel into cruelty
ChorusBF#BCGCDC#
abhorring no inspiration
E5 ( RIFF3 )
an alcoholic at the bar
E5 ( RIFF3 )
everything just goes to far
D5D5D5D5D5D5D5D5D5E5E5 x4
F5E5F5E5F5E5E5 x2
RIFF 1x2 RIFF2 RIFF3
F5E5F5E5F5E5E5 x2
RIFF1ax2 RIFF2 RIFF3
Verse
E5 ( RIFF3 )
I was pissing on the desert sands,
E5 ( RIFF3 )
when the desert whispered to me,
A5 ( RIFF4 )
'damn! isn't this a shame?
E5 ( RIFF3 )
things will never be the same...'
ChorusBF#BCGCDC#
I run this gas and oasis
E5 ( RIFF3 )
now I'm looking for the joke with a microscope
Verse
E5 ( RIFF3 )
I was a teenage dinosaur,
E5 ( RIFF3 )
stoned and obsolete
A5 ( RIFF4 )
I didn't get fucked and I didn't get kissed
E5 ( RIFF3 )
I got so fucking pissed
ChorusBF#BCGCDC#
using my head for an ashtray
E5 ( RIFF3 )
now I'll tell you who I am
Outro
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I'm the repo-man
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and I'm looking for the joke
E5 ( RIFF3 )
looking for the joke
E5 ( RIFF3 )
I'm looking for the joke with a microscope... Repeat and fade