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Were hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree 
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Were hardly the Bayeux in rocks rich tapestry 
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We were like two rubber ducks that passed each other in the bath 
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I can sound like Wally out of Crossroads, Kath. 

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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey 
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Alex Haley was adopted  thats whats called a disappointment. 

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When England won the World Cup back in 1966 
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Wembley must have been a sea of smiles 
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Well I think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed up the moment really well 
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When he said Just look at Nobby Stiles? yeah. 

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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey 
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Alex Haley was adopted  thats whats called a disappointment. 

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Oh theyre still cremating Hattie Jacques, I am not surprised 
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Come on now, lets face it, she was fat 
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It usually takes for ever trying to burn the grossly oversized 
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Who would ever want to look like that? 

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She had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers 
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I could never get her on my portable TV. 
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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey 
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Alex Haley was adopted  thats whats called a disappointment. 

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