picking pattern:
e |---------- --2---1---
B |-3----3--- --3---3---
G |-2----2--- --2---2---
D |---------- or ----------
A |---------- ----------
E |---2----1- ----2---1- (with left thumb)
Intro | Verse
D/F# x-x-4-2-3-2 or x-x-4-2-3-x | 2-x-2-3-x or 2-x-2-3-2
Dm/F x-x-3-2-3-1 or x-x-3-2-3-x | 1-x-2-3-x or 1-x-2-3-1
Intro:D/F#Dm/F (x6)
D/F#Dm/F
I could make a dress
D/F#Dm/F
A robe fit for a prince
D/F#Dm/F
I could clothe a continent
D/F#Dm/F
But i can't sew a stitch
D/F#Dm/F
I can paint my face
D/F#Dm/F
And stand very very still
D/F#Dm/F
Its not very practical
CG
But it still pays the bills
D/F#Dm/F
I can't change my name
D/F#Dm/F
But i could be your type
D/F#Dm/F
I can dance and win at games
CG
Like backgammon and life
DCG
I used to be the smart one, sharp as a tack
DCG
Funny how that skipping years ahead has held me back
DCG
I used to be the bright one, top in my class
DCG
Funny what they give you when you just learn how to ask
D/F#Dm/F
I can write a song
D/F#Dm/F
But i cant sing in key
D/F#Dm/F
I can play piano
D/F#Dm/F
But i never learned to read
D/F#Dm/F
I can't trap a mouse
D/F#Dm/F
But i can pet a cat
D/F#Dm/F
No i'm really serious!
CG
I'm really very good at that
D/F#Dm/F
I can't fix a car
D/F#Dm/F
But i can fix a flat
D/F#Dm/F
I could fix alot of things
CG
But i'd rather not get into that
DCG
I used to be the bright one, smart as a whip
DCG
Funny how you slip so far when teachers dont keep track of it
DCG
I used to be the tight one, the perfect fit
DCG
Funny how those compliments can make you feel so full of it
DCG7DCG7D/F#Dm/F
I can shuffle cut and deal
D/F#Dm/F
But i can't draw a hand
D/F#Dm/F
I can't draw a lot of things
D/F#Dm/F
I hope you understand
D/F#Dm/F
I'm not exceptionally shy
D/F#Dm/F
But i've never had a man
D/F#Dm/F
That i could look straight in the eye
CG
And tell my secret plans
D/F#Dm/F
I can take a vow
D/F#Dm/F
And i can wear a ring
D/F#Dm/F
And i can make you promises but
CG
They won't mean a thing
DCG
Can't you just do it for me, i'll pay you well
DCGG7
Fuck i'll pay you anything if you could end this
DCG
Can't you just fix it for me, it's gone berserk
DCGG7D
Fuck i'll give you anything if you can make the damn thing work
DCGG7
Can't you just fix it for me, ill pay you well,
DCGG7
Fuck ill pay you anything, if you can end this
DCG
Hello, i love you will you tell me your name?
DCGG7D
Hello, i'm good for nothing - will you love me just the same?
CGG7DCGG7DCGG7
... the same
DCG7