EmC
Sitting in the living room, staring at the decorations
DC
Feels so out of place in this house
EmC
Sucking on a toffee apple, munching on some pumpkin pie
DC
Seems so out of place in his mouth
EmCDC
Such incongruous cuisine, he eats a tangerine to clean his palate
EmCD
Someone get that man a mince pie, before he starts to cry
C
Ding dong merrily on high
CDG
What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
DC
Oh, woah oh
CDEm
What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
Em
Trick or treaters come a-knocking
CDC
At Saint Nicholas' door, but he ain't got no candy for them
EmC
Trick or treaters getting angry, throwing eggs at Santa's door
DC
But he tells them they'll be sorry come December 24
EmC
This holiday, it makes no sense, no Gold no Myrrh no Frankincense
DC
Baby Jesus would be taking offence
EmCD
Santa's slouching by the fire in his jovial attire
C
He collapses to his knees, won't somebody help him - please?
CDG
What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
DC
Oh, woah oh
CDEm
What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
CDG
What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
DC
Oh, woah oh
CDEm
What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
CD
And he lights a Jack-o-lantern, and he throws it in the road
GC
And the kids all start a-screaming as the lantern does explode
CD
But the parents of those kiddies hold old Santa to the ground
GC
Now Saint Nick is quite surrounded and Halloween is safe and sound
CDG
Oh, what does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
DC
Oh, woah oh
CDEm
What does Santa Claus do for Halloween?