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Here's a story of an honest man losing religion
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Climbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregation
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Then while praying came a wicked inspiration
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Brothers, sisters, this is what he said
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'Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen)
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I can't relate to you
(I can't relate to you)
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I can't relate to you'
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He was the kinda guy who'd always go right out of his way
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But more before that crazy notion leaped right into his head
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And stubbornly crept into every mad perception
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I can't deny a funny feeling when he said
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'Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen)
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I can't relate to you
(I can't relate to you)
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I can't relate to you'
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Dearest in memoriam, set phasers to stun
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And grab yourself a neighbor's skeleton to lean upon
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Did you know him in life? One filled with regret
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So soon we all forget we ever met
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Do you know my name?
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Sing a light refrain
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For a man estranged
I won't deny that I'm inclined to isolate
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Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved
(I can't believe)
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I can't relate to you
(I can't relate to you)
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I can't relate to you
(I can't relate to you)
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I can't relate to you
(I can't relate to you)
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I can't relate to you