Verse C
I like telling dirty jokes,
C
and I like smoking crystal meth,
FGC
but darling I love you.
C
And I like laughing at retards,
C
and I like throwing rocks at dogs,
FGC
but darling I love you.
FE
I love you like the moon and stars,
CF
when little kids get hit by cars,
FGC
girl you know its true.
FGC
Darling, I love you.
*play the intro again here*
Verse C
I've been tryin' to move on,
C
since you left, since you've been gone,
FGC
but its so hard on me.
C
Talked to a girl in first hour,
C
bought her a cd, bought her a flower,
FGC
but she's a stupid cunt.
FE
But I'll take anything,
CF
and I'll take anyone.
FE
I'll take an angry lesbian
CF
with a loaded gun.
FE
I'll take a whore with syphilis
CF
and gonorrhea too.
FGC
But darling, I love you.