Intro: D G D GVerso 1:
D Linda was killed last Saturday about fifteen blocks from where she lives G D In a car crash, people gathered around the graveside friends and relatives dressed in black Preacher mumblin' how she's bound to go to Heaven G The service started at half-past ten, it was all over by eleven D A They say it's God's to give, and God's to take away, Bm G A But why He happened to pick Linda on a Saturday night, no one could say.D G Maybe it's just one of those things D One of those thingsInterlude: D G D GVerso 2:
D They found guy the who did it, he had the lobotomy and the chicken eyes, G And he gazed around the courtroom with a kind of vague surprise D Reminded me of one of those Vikings with the long-handled swords G The kind of guy that even Joan Baez would not feel non-violent towards D A Said he wasn't looking, maybe he’d had a bit too much Bm G A It was dark, it was raining, he didn't see the light or some such D G It was just one of those things, D One of those things.Verso 3:
D I asked my local guru about the situation, and he gave me this reply G While pointing a bony finger up into the general direction of the sky: D 'Get on with your own life, it is not ours to reason why' G Said he used to worry about it once when he was young Now he doesn't even bother to try D A He left me with a feeling that what he said was basically sound Bm G A Like a black hole in space, or philosophy, useless but profound D G Just one of those things, D One of those things.Outro: D G D G D G D G DVerso 4:
D Tonight, I'm gonna take myself down to my local cafe G Gonna get smashed out of my mind, gonna waste myself away D Gonna drink and drink and sink into that dark abyss G I wanna be just like that Viking, I wanna know if ignorance is truly bliss. D A Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore Bm G A Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar D G It's just one of those things, D One of those things.