Continue a similar 'boom-chick' pattern with Bass notes and chords throughout the whole song.
Pre-verse 1Amadd9
Welcome M'sier, sit yourself down
Amadd9E7
And meet the best innkeeper in town
E7
As for the rest, all of them crooks
E7Amadd9
Rooking the guests and cooking the books
Dm
Seldom do you see
Amadd9
Honest men like me
B7
A gent of good intent
EF#mE7/G#
Who's content to be
verse 1A
Master of the House, doling out the charm
A
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
A
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
AB7
Customers appreciate a bon viveur!
E
Glad to do my friends a favor, doesn't cost me to be nice
EA
But nothing gets you nothing, ev'rything has got a little price
A
Master of the House, keeper of the zoo
A
Ready to relieve them of a sou or two
A
Watering the wine, making up the weight
AB7
Picking up their knick-knacks when they can't see strainght
EC#F#mF#m/E
Everybody loves a landlord, everybody's bosom friend
DE7A
I do whatever pleases Jesus, don't I bleed them in the end!
A
Master of the House, quick to catch your eye
A
Never wants a passer by to pass him by
A
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
AB7
Comforter, philosopher and lifelong mate
E
Ev'rybody's boon companion
C#/E#F#m
Ev'rybody's chaperone
DE7A
But lock up your valises Jesus, won't I skin you to the bone!
Pre-verse 2Amadd9
Enter M'sieur, lay down your load
Amadd9E7
Unlace yer boots and rest from the road
E7
This weighs a ton, travel's a curse
E7Amadd9
But here we strive to lighten your purse
Dm
Here the goose is cooked
Amadd9
Here the fat is friend
B7EF#mE7/G#
And nothing's overlooked till I'm sa-tis-fied
verse 3A
Food beyond compare, food beyond belief
A
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
A
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
AB7
Filling up the sausages with this and that
E
Residents are more than welcome, bridal suite is occupied
EA
Reasonable charges plus some little extra on the side
verse 4A
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
A
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
A
Here a little slice, there a little cut
AB7
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
EC#
When it comes to fixing prices, there are lots of tricks he knows
D
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
E7A
Jesus, it's amazing how it grows!
A
Master of the House, quick to catch your eye
A
Never wants a passer by to pass him by
A
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
AB7
Comforter, philosopher and lifelong mate
E
Ev'rybody's boon companion
C#/E#F#m
Give 'em everything I've got
DE7A
Dirty bunch of geezers Jesus, what a sorry little lot!
InstrumentalEmEm
Bridge
Em
I used to dream that I would meet a prince.
AmB
But, God Almighty have you seen what's happened since?
Verse 5
E
Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit!
E
Comforter philosopher and lifelong shit!
E
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire.
EF#7
Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there!
BG#C#m
What a cruel trick of nature, landed me with such a louse.
ABE
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
A
Master of the house, master and a half,
A
comforter, philosopher. Don't make me laugh!
A
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
AB7
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
E
Ev'rybody bless our landlord,
C#C#/E#F#mF#m/E
Ev'rybody bless his spouse.
DE7
Ev'rybody raise a glass
DE7
Raise it up the master's arse!
DE7AD
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house