DA
You know I love my lady, but we've been together to long
DA
Like a worn out recording of a favorite song
DA
So while she lay there sleepin' I read the paper in bed
DA
And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read
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DA
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
DA
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
DA
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
DA
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape
R
DA
I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
DA
But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine
DA
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
DA
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad
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DA
Yes, I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
DA
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
DA
I've got to meet you by tomorrow and cut through all this red tape
DA
At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape
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DA
So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place
DA
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
DA
It was my own lovely lady and she said, 'Aw, it's you.'
DA
Then we laughed for a moment and I said, 'I never knew.'
DA
'I never knew' That you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain
DA
And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne
DA
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape
DA
You're the lady I've looked for, come with me and escape
DA
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
DA
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
DA
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape
DA
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape
DA
Yes I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
DA
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
DA
I've got to meet you by tomorrow and cut through all this red tape