Intro GN.C. D7 G Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used Cars D7 Coffee and ice cream to big nickel candy bars G G7 C A jukebox full of them singing Nashville stars G D7 G G7 Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used CarsVerso 1:
C G Autographed pictures tacked all over the wall D7 Old Hank at the top 'cause Hank's the only one that are G G7 C It's hard to believe so many pickers made it this far G D7 G At Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used CarsG C G Well, you can see his big sign shining from miles away D7 Made out of knotty pine with big wide words that say G G7 C 'Rely on Eli, the service is better by far G D7 G G7 At Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used Cars'Verso 2:
C G He's got a yard full of limousines a few years out of style D7 Speedometers reading that they won't go another mile G G7 C All the batteries are dead, but one's got a backseat bar G D7 G Nothing but the best in groceries, gas and used carsG C G Well, I filled up my tank and I ate a couple candy bars D7 Played the jukebox and I asked the price of his cars G G7 C I tacked my picture on the wall like a great big Nashville star G D7 G I'm booked at Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used Cars G D7 G I'm booked at Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used Cars D7 GVerso 3: