E7
Look'a here
E7
Better hurry up and check it out
E7
Look'a here, look'a here
E7verse 1E7
Your steak
E7
Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
E7
Your Cadillac
E7
Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
E7
Your champagne
E7
Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
B7
Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
A7G7F#7F7
Have no fear, I'm already here
E7
I'll tell you now
E7
(I'm qualified)
E7
You know that I'm qualified
E7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
C7B7E7E7
verse 2E7
Your top hat
E7
Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
E7
And your sharkskin
E7
Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
E7
The money you got
E7
It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
B7
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
A7G7F#7F7
I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
E7
I'll tell you now
E7
(I'm qualified)
E7
You know that I'm qualified
E7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
C7B7E7E7
BRIDGE 1EDAEECAEED
You may find me
AE
In a project slum
EC
Be hanging out
AE
With all the skid row bums
ED
I may be sick
AE
And I may seem dumb
EC
That don't mean you know where
AE
I'm coming from
E7
Look out here
E7E7
Just make a little room
E7verse 3E7
Your social life
E7
Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
E7
Your edu-ma-cation
E7
Ain't no hipper than what you understand
E7
Your woman that you got
E7
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
B7
I got the power to control
A7G7F#7F7
I can see clean through your blindfold
E7
I'll tell you now
E7
(I'm qualified)
E7
You know that I'm qualified
E7
(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
C7B7E7E7
BRIDGE 2EDAEECAEEDAEECAEED
Look at me,
AE
I'm filling up in class
EC
And you better watch out
AE
I'm filling up fast
ED
Can't hang a jacket on me
AE
I've been hanging out in the projects
EC
Hangin' out with all these rednecks
AE
These rubbernecks and rejects