Intro:E4Am4F4C4E4Am4F4C4 (hold the last chord)
verse 1: Organ
Am4C4
Guildford, Guildford holy mother of
Am4C4
Helen, Jesus in the architraves
Am4C4Dm(2)Am(2)FC
Waiting, waiting, comes to take all my misery away, at least for now
E7(2)Am(2)FC4
Kelvin get a holy vigor we can work it out
verse 2Am4C
It must be 5 years ago now
AmC
Skulking home one public holiday
AmC
Eighteen, eighteen, baby brains
Dm(2)AmFC
Got the nervous twitching algorithms right beneath the cheese
E7(2)Am(2)FC
Yeah, half expecting knuckles now to bring me to my knees
E4FC
If she wants this to be
E
She'll have to see the things I have had to see
AmAm/G#G
Maybe she would know, maybe she would care
G *(2nd time replace this with E)
She only loves me when I'm there
Riff x2
verse 3:
Am4C
It must be five years ago now
AmC
My trimester public holiday
AmC
Eighteen crack these oysters open
Dm(2)AmFC
She can be forgiven but she doesn't go away
E7(2)Am(2)FC
Yeah, see her on the bus, man, see her everyday
ChorusBridge:Am4FCE7
I don't want to live like this anymore, kid
AmFmCC
I don't want to live like this anymore
(Riff)
(Riff)
She only Loves me when I’m There
(Riff)
She only loves me when I'm there
Dm(2)AmFC
Nervous stitching algorithms right beneath the trees
E74Am(2)FC
Yeah half expecting knuckles now to bring me to my knees