Intro: C G/B F G (x2)Verso 1:
C Hot step moms and G/B surrogate dads F It breaks my heart G to see him so sad C Lying alone in his G/B room with a frown on F Reruns showing him G what he's missing out onPré-Refrão
F G If life could be C F like he sees it on TV F G He wouldn't have C to hurt so bad C C# Hurt so bad causeDm It's too much drama it's Em too much drama dad and mama F Trading back and forth until C he turns eighteen It's too much drama the kid don't need no goosestep grandma G So he joins a family on Dm the screen Can't you see Dm too many parents leave F Too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe C How they can think that he G can take it It's all he can do to fake itPós-Refrão
C G/B F G x2Verso 2:
C Off for a weekend G/B with real dad F But the only thing G real is how real bad C He just wants his life G/B to be black and white F G Those people never fightPré-Refrão
F G If he could Xerox a home C from the talking picture F F G box He wouldn't have to C C C# hurt so bad Hurt so bad causeDm It's too much drama it's Em too much drama dad and mama F Trading back and forth until C he turns eighteen It's too much drama the kid don't need no goosestep grandma G So he joins a family on Dm the screen Can't you see Dm too many parents leave F Too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe C How they can think that he G can take it It's all he can do to fake itPonte:
C So he turns to TV for G/B help and for guidance F A lot of his virtues G he picked up from Linus C Fonzie taught him what G/B it means to be cool F From Doogie he learned G that he must go to school C Three's Company taught Dm him that just acting gay F Could lower the actual Dm rent he would pay C Cops showed beating your G/B wife and your neighbor F Could immortalize you and G C C# your double wide trailerDm It's too much drama it's Em too much drama dad and mama F Trading back and forth until C he turns eighteen It's too much drama the kid don't need no goosestep grandma G So he joins a family on Dm the screen Can't you see Dm too many parents leave F Too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe C How they can think that he G can take it It's all he can do to fake itOutro: C G/B F G x2 then C