Intro: Bb Eb G Eb Eb7M Eb BbVerso 1:
Eb You're the only gift I want, I am just the Gm F Afterthought Eb Blowing out the candles wishing for his D Spot Eb7M I know I'll never be the one, you're Gm F Looking for someone hung Eb No amount of songs I've sung could change Bb D Your mindEb7 Gm F So if you want me, I'll be in the Eb Bb D Corner, crying my eyes out Eb7M Gm Dm Happy fucking birthday to me Cm7 One more number 'til the slumberVerso 2:
Eb7 Thinking of my final ruse, only way to Gm F Talk to you Eb7 D Invite you to my party for the final time Eb7M Pictured you'd be standing here Gm F But you brought my greatest fear Eb Sing me 'Happy birthday' while you hold Bb His handEb7M Gm F So if you want me, I'll be in the Eb Bb D Corner, crying my eyes out Eb7M Gm Dm Happy fucking birthday to me Cm7 One more number 'til the slumberRefrãoPonte:
Eb7M Open up wide Eb Gm F Force feed you cake 'til you die (Die) Eb Open up wide D Gm F Bb Force feed you cake 'til you die (Die)Eb7M Gm F If you want me, I'll be in the Eb Bb D Corner, crying my eyes out Eb7M Gm Dm Happy fucking birthday to me Cm One more number 'til the slumber ( C5 )